Santa Claus Is Immune to Coronavirus According to Dr. Fauci

Christmas is coming up.

And it sounds like some kids were worried about Santa Claus spreading coronavirus.

So Dr. Anthony Fauci decided to declare Santa Claus immune for coronavirus.

“Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity,” said Dr. Fauci.

This is astounding news. Santa Claus would seem to be at-risk considering his age and weight.

Fauci is making a big mistake by not demanding a Santa Claus lockdown. Santa should be forced to deliver presents exclusively through Amazon this year, and talk to children only through Zoom calls.

What do you want for Christmas little Johnny? Sorry can’t hear you, the Zoom call is cutting out.

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