Gwyneth Paltrow's "Vagina" Candle Exploded in a Woman’s Home

Let’s start here:

Gwyneth Paltrow’s company actually sells a candle labeled “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Charming!

Before we even discuss the story here, how do women think this is cute.

If a man had incense called “Nag Champa That Smells Like My Balls” women would universally call it disgusting.

But a vagina scented candle is cute and whimsical?

Someone needs to knock 21st century women down a peg if these candles sold more than 100 units.

Anyone, some lady in the UK says her vagina candle exploded in her house.

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” claimed Jody Thompson. “I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room. It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s vagina candle exploded in my living room.”

Serves her right! She shouldn’t have bought a $75 candle claiming to smell like a vagina. The candle actually included geranium, citrusy bergamot, cedar, Damask rose, and ambrette seed. Vagina surprisingly is nowhere to be found among the ingredients.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP,” says Paltrow’s website. “The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh..this smells like a vagina’.”

Ok Gwyneth! We’re happy you smell so nice, but maybe keep that to yourself instead of advertising it on a candle.

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