England Just Banned Sex for People Not Living Together

This is a new one.

The United Kingdom just banned sex in effect for all couples not already living together.

“Couples living apart in areas with Tier 2 restrictions are not allowed to have sleepovers unless they are in a ‘support bubble,” is the story out of London.

That means no sex inside for people not living together.

And for those thinking of exceptions, England has that covered too.

“Boyfriends and girlfriends will be able to meet outdoors in Tier 2 but are expected to adhere to social distancing rules such as hands, face and space.”

That means staying six feet apart.

Unless you have a six foot johnson, no sex for you in jolly old London town, stranger!

A lot of people are refusing to keep masks on after over six months now of lockdown rules.

Do you think people are going to obey the Victorian command not to have sex?

The British government might have a problem with this one!

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