Oregon Man Arrested After Trying to Steal 108 Rolls of Toilet Paper

You’ve heard of people hoarding toilet paper.

But have you heard of people hoarding stolen toilet paper?

The Sheriff’s Office of Walla Walla, Oregon announced they made the largest seizure of stolen toilet paper in agency history.

The sheriff’s office got a report of a residential burglary in progress from a witness who chased the burglar in his car. When the toilet paper burglar drove recklessly to get away, the witness lost track of him.

But the police apprehended the toilet paper burglar soon after when his truck broke down.

The TP burglar was arrested and booked into jail. After a search warrant served on his vehicle, over $1000 in stolen items were recovered, including 108 rolls of toilet paper.

The Oregon toilet paper burglar here is making a strong case to have Oregon Man replace Florida Man as the nation’s template for “this guy is doing something insane.”

And everyone lived happily ever after.

The end.

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