Police Officer Suspended for Having Sex At Universal Studios While On-Duty

Yes, this really happened.

An on-duty Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy had sex with a woman at Universal Studios while on-duty.

How do we know?

Serpico here left his microphone on for a dispatcher to hear the entire thing.

“Oh,” moaned the woman he’s was banging. “Oh, my goodness!”

A female police dispatcher then told the deputy he had an “open mic” while the woman was moaning over the police radio.

“95 Ocean, you have an open mic,” the dispatcher said. “95 Ocean, you have an open mic — take care of mic.”

The officer was at the Bates Motel section of the Universal Studios lot, a recreation of the set of the Alfred Hitchcock movie Psycho.

Jurassic Park seems like a nicer setting to bang a chick in a theme park, but the set of Psycho was probably a lot less crowded.

This deputy clearly went for practicality over pure thrill seeking.

Sensible!

Nonetheless, the deputy was suspended from duty pending an internal investigation.

“The deputy was immediately relieved of duty and an administrative investigation has been opened,” sheriff’s officials said. “The deputy’s peace officer powers have been suspended and proper administrative action will be taken, based on the outcome of the investigation.”

Hope the penalty isn’t too stiff for firing off his hitchcock!

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