This Super Mario Happy Meal Proves Today's Kids Got Ripped Off

Look at this glorious work of art.

The Super Mario Happy Meal box? Maginificent. A treasure.

“What does Mario’s frog suit help him do in this watery world,” the box asks.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON READING THAT WANTS TO FIND OUT.

And just look at the clouds. The greenery. The raccoon suit Mario.

Truly, this Happy Meal box belongs in a museum.

But wait. There’s more. IT COMES WITH A TOY.

That’s right. That Mona Lisa of Happy Meal boxes, oh yeah, comes with one of four Super Mario action figures. Be still my heart.

What do today’s kids get from McDonald’s? What do they get from Nintendo? Or from cartoons?

The 90s were a golden era for kids, and these kids today just don’t know what they’re missing.