Belle Delphine is Releasing a Sex Tape for Christmas; She Makes $1 Million a Month

Pink hair and a nice smile will buy you a lot these days!

Belle Delphine charges $35 on OnlyFans for access to her lewd pics and videos.

She recently revealed that she is making $1 million a month. That means she has an army of 28,571 men paying her for content they could get for free by getting a girlfriend or going on one of the 100 billion pages of nude women on the internet.

Delphine is also releasing a sex tape with her boyfriend of 3 years on Christmas, which her simp army will surely buy like it’s the Super Bowl of pay-per-views.

Because she knows her audience even better than Disney selling Star Wars to adults with lightsabers, Delphine has branded her foray into porn as quirky and different.

"So, I wanted to say like, 'Right, if I'm doing it, I might as well sell something funny.' Because that's kind of something that I kind of do, in my online adventures I try and sell weird things because it's funny,” said Delphine. “So in my first porn video that I will ever do, where I'll show everything, I'm going to be selling the condom that we use in the video."

Yes, it’s just hilarious that Belle will probably make an extra $20,000 from selling a used condom. Tragicomedy is funny, right?

This is Belle's first hardcorn porn, and her mother is understandably upset, and not talking to her.

"I'm not hurting anyone, everyone has sex," said Delphine. "Ultimately I'm doing it because, one it's fun, and I kind of get off to it in a weird way. Two, I want a family in the future. It's nothing for like money or anything, it's not like, 'I want this new car so I'll just do porn.' It's more so like I just want to give my kids a really cool childhood and not have to stress and not have to worry and travel and do nice stuff."

Yes, Delphine’s kids will be sure to have a really cool childhood, right up until they find out how their Mom pays for everything.

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