Congressman Dan Crenshaw Denies Following High Priced Escort on Twitter

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Congressman Dan Crenshaw is a “conservative.”

He’s also married, and people are going nuts on Twitter after Crenshaw was found following a $1500 an hour escort named Olivia May.

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Her “donations” go up to $10,000 for the whole day.

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She looks a lot like Crenshaw’s wife, Tara Blake. Seems like he has a type!

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Crenshaw gained notoriety after appearing on Saturday Night Live with Pete Davidson.

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The Texas congressman is unpopular with Democrats for being a Republican, and Republicans increasingly don’t like him either for supporting “red flag” laws and escalating foreign conflicts.

A tough day for Dan!

Maybe he just liked Olivia May’s philosophical thoughts on Twitter.

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She’s a brilliant mind!

Crenshaw is now claiming he was hacked.

Yeah, and those Playboys under my bed when I was a kid weren’t mine either, I have no idea how they got there!

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