Louisiana Man Goes to ER After Copycat Gorilla Glue Stunt

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“Gorilla Glue garbage. Telling you now.”

Famous last words from a Louisiana man that had something prove and decided to put Gorilla Glue ON HIS MOUTH.

After just seeing what happened to the woman who put it in her hair.

Did he want the fame? Did he want a GoFundMe like the one that ended up raising over $20,000 for Tessica Brown that put Gorilla Glue in her hair? Or is he just an idiot?

Either way, Len Martin had to go to the hospital after putting Gorilla Glue on his lip and gluing a red cup to his mouth.

A doctor performed a “painful peeling” to get the cup and glue off Martin’s mouth.

“I thought she was just playing around because I didn’t think it was that serious,” said Martin. “I actually tried it out before and it actually didn’t do anything for me … So I was like, ‘Okay, she’s lying’ and there are all these challenges going on so I was like, ‘Okay I’m going to try it’ and it went backwards.”

Let’s be real. Martin wants to be a rapper, so he probably glued a cup to his mouth to get people to listen to his SoundCloud.

He denied that idea.

“I would never want to stick no Gorilla Glue to my lip and have it stuck there and go through all the situations that I had to go through,” said Martin. “I thought it could lick it off kind of to moisten it and pull it right off but that didn’t work.”

Bruh.

His plan was to lick Gorilla Glue?

Nah. His plan was for this story to get written, and for you to read it.

Gorilla Glue geniuses out here.

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