RANKED: The Funniest Quotes from Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore is one of the funniest movies of all time.
It deserves - no, it demands a closer look. Over 20 years after it was first released, Adam Sandler’s best loved movie calls for some celebration.
The Daily Dropout is answering the call, with this list of the funniest lines from the film.
10. “The price is wrong, bitch.”
After starting a fight with The Price is Right host Bob Barker (rest in peace!), Happy Gilmore delivers a savage headbutt to the legendary game show host - and this classic line.
9. “I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may, what do you say?”’
When Shooter McGavin starts accidently rhyming threats, Happy goes full Dr. Seuss in response.
8. “YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?!”
When Happy is cut from a local hockey team’s tryouts, the coach laughs at him and says, “Better luck next year!” Happy goes ballistic and starts beating the old man’s brains in.
7. “You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?”
Shooter tries the ancient “I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast” line, and Happy ends that line forever.
6. “Mista, get me outta here!”
Happy is in the middle of telling his grandma how lovely her new nursing home will be, when a lady jumps on his car and proves otherwise.
5.. “Heyyy, you no want breakfast?”
After a different woman than expected shows up at his front door, Happy does the VERY unexpected.
4. “Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME!”
The ball just won’t go in it’s home. Happy should have given it a harder tap-tap-taperoo.
3. “Damn alligator bit my hand off!”
Golf pro Chubbs Peterson tells Happy he wasn’t allowed to play on the pro tour anymore. When Happy asks Chubbs why he couldn’t play on the tour, Chubbs lets him know - and he’s got the alligator’s eyeball to prove it.
The legendary Carl Weathers nails it here.
2. “Well now your back’s gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty.”
Ben Stiller steals the show as the nursing home attendant turning the old folks’s home into a sweat shop.
1. “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.”
“Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.”
Now remember, elder abuse is NEVER funny — unless it’s just a joke from Happy Gilmore.
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